Presenting”10 reasons why you should watch KIDNAP”

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED:

THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE MIGHT BE INTERPRETED AS ANOTHER CREATION OF THE USELESS MALE BRAIN WHICH REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE ANYTHING BEYOND THE FEMALE FORM,ALCOHOL AND FOOTBALL.THE FEMALE AUDIENCE MUST NOT FEEL THAT THE AUTHOR IS OUTRIGHT BIASED IN FAVOR OF THE MOVIE,BECAUSE OF THE SYMPATHY GENERATED DUE THE LOW BUDGET OF THE MOVIE,WHICH RESULTED IN MOST OF THE FEMALE CHARACTERS BEING DEPRIVED OF PROPER CLOTHING.EVEN THOUGH IT MIGHT BE COMPLETELY TRUE

Finally, after so much has been said,written(and shown)about Sanjay Gadhvi’s KIDNAP, that  after a lot of contemplation,and with no intentions of watching Minnisha Lamba in a bikini(oops!my nose just grew) I have seen the movie and am ready to give you 10 reasons why you should watch KIDNAP

1.OK I ACCEPT,go watch it for MINNISHA LAMBA in a bikini

2.You wont find a more sensible director,he just doesn’t waste your time.Right after the starting credits u have Minnisha Lamba going “HEY YA”,now that’s an intelligent man,knows exactly what we want. 🙂

3.You have Vidya Malvade showing more guts than she did at Khatron ke khiladi(she chickened out),she plays mom to an older looking Minnisha Lamba(the moment Minnisha calls her ‘mom’ you can’t stop laughing) .She plays a doctor and one look at her wardrobe makes you realise why Minnisha  Lamba as the daughter is dressed like that.

4.You have Imran Khan at least looking the part if not playing it to its full potential.If not anything watch it because u liked “Jaane tu”

5.You have Sanjay Dutt trying to look like Donald Trump straight out from a bad episode of “THE APPRENTICE”.

6.As if Minnisha Lamba and Vidya Malvade weren’t enough,Sanjay Gadhvi throws in an item number to make sure they go overboard with the clothing budget.

7.The action sequence where Imran performs PARKOUR with Sanjay Dutt and Rahul Dev chasing him is actually pretty cool and perhaps the only good action sequence in the whole movie.

8.For all of you who love watching ROADIES this is the perfect movie because there are so many tasks that even Raghu would leave the theatre in disgust.

9.OK LADIES! THIS ONES FOR YOU- even Imran Khan takes off his shirt in the movie.See the director thinks about everyone.

10.This is not a  Yashraj movie.You must be thinking what is so great about that??Well it means NO UDAY CHOPRA with his “KYA MUMMY” jokes.yipeee. 😀

So what do you think?if you have any ideas just let me know.

P.S:If you actually saw the movie my sympathies with you,and if you saw the movie in a multiplex-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😀  😀  😀